Friday, 29 July 2022

Let us deep dive some Portland!

I've started watching the DVDVR 80s Portland set. Portland is really the one remaining US territory that I've seen very little 80s footage of, so I've been looking forward to going through all of this for a while like a proper hardcore geek, as the DVDVR 80s territory set truly is one life's great gifts (or used to be anyway). Like, I've seen 70s Portland and lots of Buddy Rose from the WWF and AWA. I've seen plenty of Piper and Martel and Hennig and even guys like Matt Borne and the Sheepherders. None of the actual wrestlers are blind spots, but I've hardly watched anything from what they did in Portland during the 80s. So I'm just running through all of it and supplementing it with anything else I can find online. If there's a Buddy Rose or Roddy Piper match that never made the DVDVR set then I'll check that as well. It's a Portland bonanza. 


Buddy Rose & Chris Colt v Matt Borne & Iceman King Parsons (Portland, 1/12/80)

Really nice 15-minute TV tag. I like how Portland will throw in some structural riffs here and there, and this time they basically worked the back half as an extended finishing run. It wasn't regular southern tag formula all the way through, though the first half very much was. Either way it worked, as it usually did when Rose was involved. I'd seen this before and even wrote about it here on this very blog, almost a full decade ago just to really ram home how long I've been at this nonsense. Chris Colt looks just as spectacularly scummy in 2022 as he did in 2012 as he would have in 1980. Real Errol Childress third cousin vibe. And the patchwork tights are still absolutely incredible. I'll mention that again if I write about this for a third time in 2032. 


Harley Race v Rick Martel (Portland, 1/12/80)

It's sort of hard for me to watch this and not compare Race to Rose. It's Portland, it's a heel ace against a young babyface challenger, I can't really help but draw those comparisons, even if it's probably unfair to do so. I guess my overall impression is that Race is no Rose, though this was still a fun Harley performance and not being as great as Buddy Rose shouldn't be seen as an insult. He gets a real nice whip on his armdrag bumps that I maybe forgot he had in his locker, probably because it's been a minute since I've watched any Race this close to his physical prime. His corner bump was also sensational, just super quick and he made it look like something he had no control over. That's not an easy bump to make look not cooperative so fair play to the fella. Martel was chucking him about with scoop slams and I liked Harley's "oh you bastard that hurt" expressions. His offence looked sharp as well, including an absolute corker of a high knee that Martel took right in the forehead. I liked how the booking of the first fall finish made Harley look proper world champion strong. He'd been on the back foot for most of the fall, but that run of offence at the end was enough to pull him through. He's the champion of the world - reeling off a string of bombs SHOULD swing the tide. What they also did in the first fall was tease the importance of the sleeper. Martel went for it once and Race was frantic getting to the ropes, so they played it up in the second and third falls and whenever Martel hooked it the place went ballistic. In the end you bought that maybe Martel would've walked away with the gold if that time limit had been 30 seconds further down the line. 

Wednesday, 27 July 2022

Tenryu was Just a River Kid, Pickin' up Stones like David Did

Genichiro Tenryu & The Great Kabuki v Bob Orton & Jeff Jarrett (SWS, 10/18/90) - SKIPPABLE

This was fairly by-the-numbers, maybe not too surprising as the winning team would advance to the final of a one-night tag tournament, but if nothing else all four potential match ups here are ones that I don't think I've seen before (unless Jarrett had a quick exchange with Tenryu or Kabuki in the 1994 Royal Rumble). Jarrett throws some nice punches, Orton gets some HEAT by acting like a shithead, Tenryu leathers them both with chops and Kabuki throws several uppercuts. Jarrett's hair was also magnificent in 1990.


Genichiro Tenryu, Ashura Hara & Koki Kitahara v King Haku, Kim Duk & Rio, Lord of the Jungle (WAR, 2/25/94) - FUN

That might not the *most* WAR of WAR trios you've ever seen, but Haku, Kim Duk and the future Renegade still make for a very WAR trio. This got some time and with a structural tweak here and there I probably would've liked it a bunch. They did this weird thing where the heels isolate Kitahara and open up a cut above the eye, which felt like it was going to lead to an extended beatdown. The crowd seemed primed for it too. Kitahara is a great mauler but he's also a super fun punching bag that you can't help but root for even though he spends the majority of the time being a surly wee bastard and bullying people. But then he just kind of tags out and the match resets for a while and then later on they pick up the heat segment again, only by that point it's lost a bit of punch. It was strange. The Hara/Haku exchanges were maybe the best part, especially the first one right at the outset. Two beefy gentlemen with rock solid heads fighting over the last power drill of the black Friday sale. Haku always laid his thrust kicks in a little deeper when he was working WAR or SWS and he hit everyone straight under the chin at least once. Yer Lord of the Jungle is not the best but Tenryu throws a table at him so that's always fun.