The Shield & John Cena v The Wyatt Family (RAW, 6/9/14)
Jesus
Christ is Dean Ambrose fucking great at the pro-wrestling right now or
what? This wasn't up there with the real high end Shield/Wyatts stuff
(well, I guess it's not REALLY Shield/Wyatts anyway), but at this point
you can stick any sort of combination of these guys in the ring
together and I'll be all over it. But fuck all that because Dean
Ambrose. His initial burst of offence was awesome, darting around the
ring hitting everything with a beard, doing a running flip senton on
Rowan in the corner, facepalming Harper off the apron then wiping him
out with a plancha; basically just picking fights with anybody not in
his team. Then his FIP spell is even better. He has to be the best
"little things" wrestler in the world right now. I mean, you'd think
it'd be hard to keep coming up with interesting ways to get out of a
head vice or a neck crank, but not for Ambrose. This time he bends
Rowan's fingers to release the pressure initially, then grabs hold of
the beard and starts headbutting him in the FACE. He has this
hyperactive, coke-fuelled terminator vibe where you think someone is
actually gonna have to kill him to keep him down. Even when he gets back
up on his side of the apron after tagging out he looks like he's been
hung, drawn and quartered. He also takes Harper's big boot squarely in
the chin, every single time without fail. I'm digging how AWA-ish a lot
of these tags are with the double heat segments. I've noticed it a bunch
now, but I'm not sure when it actually started. Have they been doing it
for a while? Cena as FIP is pretty much a can't fail prospect at worst,
and he never topped Ambrose, but he gave it a shot all the same. Reigns
is such a great hot tag at this point. He's kind of like a less manic
Ambrose the way he sprints around and takes on everything in sight,
except where Ambrose's offence looks frantic and scrappy, Reigns' looks
like an Expendable's wet dream. He comes in and hits his awesome leaping
clothesline, the superman punch (which Bray sells like he got clipped
by a speeding truck's wing mirror), and his floor-to-apron dropkick on
both sides of the ring. And for a move that I was thoroughly tired of
seeing in WWE, the guy has a fuuuucking killer spear. It might not be
the same without Rollins, but I'd be all for seeing two thirds of The
Shield continuing to do their thing, because it's just about the most
fun thing in wrestling right now.
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