Tuesday, 7 April 2026

More from our favourite Dirty White Boys

Dirty White Boys v The Fantastics (Mid-South, 4/15/85)

This was the Fantastics working double duty on a day where they'd already had (or were about to have) another awesome match against Jake the Snake and the Barbarian. Perhaps some of the THIRSTIEST of the wimmenfolk in the crowd bought tickets to both shows just to see them. The White Boys looked partly amused and partly disgusted as Rogers and Fulton made their way around the whole front row hugging each woman, accepting a peck on the cheek from the boldest among them. The White Boys may not be heartthrobs but they are the manliest team of all and Len Denton demonstrates this by easily slamming Bobby Fulton and flexing his muscles. There are no shrieks of joy from the crowd's women, however; merely displeasure at best, revulsion at worst. I'm sure we've all been there. Eventually Fulton turns the tables, hip tosses Denton and pops both White Boys with a punch and the crowd reaction is one that us peasants will quite simply never experience for ourselves. Anthony decides to show us that the Dirty White Boys can wrestle with the best of them by taking Rogers over with a SWANK headlock into a hammerlock, but Rogers even MORE swankily scoots out the back door with a cool submission that ties up both of Anthony's arms. Fulton waltzes in and steps over Anthony to talk shit at Denton, the ref' sends him out again so of course he steps back over Anthony on his way, Denton is livid. This happens three times and the place is going nuts, because obviously would be. The White Boys take over thanks to their trailer park smarts, kneeing Rogers in the gut as he's hitting the ropes, then flattening him with a huge atomic drop. The heat segment is all on the lower back and they hit some real nice elbow drops to the kidneys before working the hearhug. It was top stuff and Rogers was a great face in peril as usual. The White Boys were always treated as a team in Mid-South that could just as easily knock your head off to win, one that didn't NEED to cheat even if they were underhanded by nature, and the finishing lariat behind the ref's back was a corker. 

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