Without being the old man yelling at clouds, I don't know if there's anything in 2026 pro wrestling that could replicate this. A pair of characters - larger than life, as large as they come - like these two, an environment in a place in time like the Boston Garden in the middle of 1986. It's almost impossible to me that there could be something with this much raw energy, charisma, personality. They make physical contact maybe three times in the first few minutes; it's all stalling and heat-building and the place is absolutely off its chops. Hogan annihilates Savage with a shoulder tackle and mimics Savage's pose where he draws a circle in the air, and of course Savage is apoplectic. Hogan wants a piece of him and Savage keeps ducking out the ring, jawing with fans, trying to compose himself despite being a man who has never looked composed for one single second, not tonight, maybe not ever. Savage will literally throw himself over the top rope to get away, spit on Hogan, slink out the ring as the place is bursting at the seams for Hogan to ragdoll him. Just sublime WORKING~, the sort of thing your Meltzers of the world would scoff at because no actual moves were performed, missing the whole point as usual. Hogan spitting on Savage is worth a hunner space flying tiger drops. Savage's frustration tactics finally turn the tide when he uses Elizabeth as a shield, Hogan picking her up - with the tenderness of a man but half his size - and placing her out of dodge, chasing Savage around ringside before getting caught with an elbow sliding back in. Savage is a maniac hitting double axe handles from everywhere, inside the ring, outside the ring, inside the ring TO outside the ring; is it any wonder his knees exploded? The real wonder is how it took over a decade of him doing this for it to happen. Savage never did learn not to use the flying elbow as it only wakens Hogan from his slumber, but I guess they wanted to save going right into the big boot/legdrop finish for the grandaddy of them all and the match keeps going after the Hulk Up. Hogan clobbers the ref' with a clothesline and Savage nails him with the title belt, yet again jumping off the turnbuckle to the floor outside. Hogan's choice of white ring attire pays dividends as his trunks are covered in blood pretty quickly for an amazing visual. You can also buy that Savage thought a count out would win him the belt. There's no way a man so ADHD-riddled would be paying attention to the pre-match instructions. The post-match is amazing too, with Hogan carrying Savage back to the ring over his shoulder, the crowd ready for him to take his pound of flesh, Savage managing to escape, Hogan posing anyway, the crowd leaving satisfied. This might be their best match.
The Islanders & Bobby Heenan v British Bulldogs & Koko B. Ware (WWF, 4/24/88)
There was no way this wouldn't be a hoot. Unless of course you ran it in Trump Plaza in front of a buncha CORPORATES, I guess. But this is the Maple Leaf Gardens and no such corporates were present. I assume. It started with the tease of Koko v Heenan which is a dream match if ever one existed, but of course it's merely a ruse as Heenan does not want any part of the bird man. So instead we get Koko v Tama which is right up there as the DREAMIEST of Whiskey & Wrestling dream matches. Tama is a shit-talking menace in this, telling a fan "shut your fuckin' mouth, sucker!" then suggesting that Koko's hard head is nothing compared to the strength of a Samoan cranium. They trade a couple headbutts, a contest that crowns no victor, so Koko pops him with some Koko Ware punches and we all surmise that the Mega Powers really should've exploded in the midcard and Tama v Koko B. Ware should've headlined Wrestlemania 5. Tama is a great apron-worker, so expressive and always engaged, jumping around in celebration when his team have the advantage, frantic and agitated when the shoe is on the other foot. I liked Dynamite hitting a falling headbutt on Haku then selling his own head realising a mistake was made. Dynamite had obviously wrestled enough Samoans to know that headbutting one is foolish. There was no need for him to do it other than the fact he's the Dynamite Kid and it's what he does. You can lead a horse to water but as Hemingway would always say, some horses prefer piss. Dynamite really is the progenitor of the Wall Osrepay line. Koko in peril rocks and Heenan goes to choke him with the rope hidden in his singlet, goads Dynamite into the ring because if anybody can be goaded into rash decisions it's the Dynamite Kid, then Heenan and the Islanders put the boots to Koko behind the ref's back. Gorilla was incensed, naturally. Eventually Koko comes back and chases Heenan out of town, which turns the match into a regular 2v2 for a while. I loved Haku's triple backbreaker on Dynamite, and even if he's dumb as rocks Dynamite is a pretty great face in peril. Heenan coming back out to once again be a thorn in Koko's side was inevitable, for he is the Brain and of course he's going to leave his mark. Surely they ran that as a singles match on the house show circuit somewhere. Surely they ran Koko v Tama one night when the Bulldogs showed up unfit for purpose. This was a blast.